Ok. So here's the scene - We just finished dinner and the following conversation takes place:
Stephen: Mom, I think I wanna go steady.
Me: What? Do you even know what going steady means?
Stephen: No. But I remember hearing it on the Brady Bunch. Is it when you fall in love?
Abbie: (enthusiastically) I know what it means, Mom!
Me: What does it mean Abs?
Abbie: It's standing on one leg and being still.